PINELLAS PARK, FL--
(CNN)
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know that Terri Schiavo is dead
(Judge Greer)
But we've got to verify it legally
To see...
(Bob Schindler)
To see...
(Florida Supreme Court)
If she...
(Tom DeLay)
If she...
(Supreme Court)
Is morally, ethically
(Randall Terry)
Spiritually, physically
(George W. Bush)
Positively, absolutely
(FOX News)
Undeniably and reliably dead
(Coroner)
As Coroner, I thoroughly examined her
And she's not only merely dead
She's really most sincerely dead
--Foley McClintock, Political Correspondent
March 31, 2005
