Wicked Fuckin Queer

"I once slept with my father's brother" . . . "This bitch fucked her uncle!" . . . "How your titties doing?" . . . Scaggs: "He was wearing a hat" . . . "Hahshbahgah" . . . "For my homecoming speech I'd just like to say if you're gay, just come out." . . . In the Big Dig: "They found a monkey cahcass" . . .
"Yankees suck!"