Southern Fried Cagematch

Lady Bird Johnson: "My cousin--his name was Speed--we called him Velocidad" . . . "My thingy sticks to my thigh and you know it" . . . "Ain't that right Pepe?" "Mmm hmm" . . . talking heads scenes . . . Shotgun Wedding: "Sounds like someone majored in homo economics!" . . . "Looks like a couple of rednecks are about to rape each other!" . . . bringing the keg on stage . . . "We take you now to a scene involving Southern characters."

B. G. Johnson (bgjohnson@kband.com)
© 2002 K-Band Communications
The 2002 Del Close Marathon is a Upright Citizens Brigade Theater production