Screw Puppies

"The invites for the baby shit party are almost ready" . . . "Our first autopsy together." "Burned pregnant woman, wouldn't you know." . . . "Someone poured a bucket of AIDS on my sweaters." . . . "How much does a heart cost? 'Cause you took it and broke it" . . . "But he said L so I said llama!" . . . "I think I'm pregnant there's so many people in the house!" . . . getting pushed on stage . . . "I'll start." "I'll start." "I'll start." "Okay, I'll start." . . . "Something's not quite kosher. Capiche, mon frere?" . . . "Look at her eyes." "Is it a doorway to my ass?" . . . "HEY THIS IS GOD. THAT WAS AWESOME" . . . "Let's have a meeting about McCartney" . . . "I thought it was a good idea when you filled our wall with rodeo clowns" . . . "McCartney filled the entire crisper drawer with jizz. His own jizz" . . . "So it involved a hockey mask and a platinum steel dildo" . . . Almond Joy!

B. G. Johnson (bgjohnson@kband.com)
© 2002 K-Band Communications
The 2002 Del Close Marathon is a Upright Citizens Brigade Theater production