Pricks, Punks, Perverts, and People

ALL NON-IMPROV'ERS INTO THE SAFETY ZONE . . . "I think people having pornography is fine if people don't have pornography" . . . "A dude's making out with your wife!" "It's not just any dude, it's Brandon!" . . . "I have a shotgun for a dick." . . . "Doctor and housewife." "Who's the housewife?" . . . "She's wearing an apron that says 'One Flew Over the Cous-cous Nest'" . . . "Build a sandbag wall between your true thoughts and your actions" . . . "Is dad around?" "Yes, I'm around. I'm a round person. You, my son, are a square person."