New Teen Force

"Oh my God I was supposed to get off at Princeton Junction" . . . an argument goes nowhere . . . tortured food metaphors: "How can you like vanilla and chocolate if you don't like boys and girls?" . . . "You can buy the crust in the story or you can make it yourself!" . . . "I set a fire in the trunk earlier today" . . . "There's nothing worse than a rabbit gone bad" . . . "You pretend to listen to me and you don't." "To-tally" . . . "So cute and yet totally evil." "Like hot chicks" . . . "We got Billy Idol in the trunk!"