Nailed Down

waiting to get picked up to go sky-diving . . . "That's a jetliner." . . . "Is that bad? Should I not have put stuff in here?" . . . "That's a falcon." "It's not a falcon. It's geese!" . . . "I don't think you're lying. I think you're confidently misinformed." . . . re the mating of geese: "I thought it was a goose mugging." "But geese have no concept of possessions. So a goose mugging could not have taken place." . . . re the mating of whales: "It drips in." . . . re the mating of dolphins: "The dolphin has a prehensile penis." . . . guess the single-name celebrity: "Bruce." "That's easy. Bruce Springsteen." "I was thinking Bruce Jenner." . . . "It looks like a UFO." "Son of a whore." . . . "She ran off with an Inuit. What was his name, Bobby. He ran the Good Humor truck."