Baby Wants Candy

ALMOST PANTS . . . "And my embrasure is strong" . . . "You can't read not a little bit little bit/ You're a star athlete but you're illiterate" . . . "It's for the good of the team!" . . . "If you had to draw a picture of that assignment" . . . "Just because you know the proper way to insert an IUD/ Doesn't mean gay's me" . . . "You always seemed so in control on the field." "It's force of will, not a bra" . . . "That's a very good thesis. Now back it up with three arguments" . . . "I like the first two arguments you make/ I can't wait to hear the third after a short dance break" . . . "C pluuuus!" . . . "I've got a whole sketchbook of designs for female athletes." . . . "I made them Asians because they're easier to draw" . . . "My loins are not apathetic!" . . . "I'm totally illegitimate" . . . "I've got some Night Train right here/ Let's get fucking wasted" . . . "Fight! Fight! There's gonna be a fight!" . . . "Sexy shower/ Shooting hot jets of love" . . . "I'm like catnip to them!" . . . a standing O