U.S. Upset After Aliens Land In Italy
WASHINGTON, DC-White House press secretary Scott McClellan issued a statement Monday expressing disappointment "on behalf of all Americans" that alien envoys from the planet Xygal 8B made their historic first landing in Italy, rather than in the U.S. "We are confused and saddened that the Xygalians chose to take their first steps on Tuscan soil," McClellan said.
"We are hopeful that [Xygalian] Cmdr. Gorx will recognize the oversight mand relocate to the U.S., which is better equipped to host an intergalactic traveler." McClellan added that the internationally televised handshake between Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and Gorx "added insult to injury."
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This is a GREAT article from a Canadian newspaper on the American media situation. It goes really well with that Fox News article I sent out a while back. If you only read one article in this spam, read this one. Please note that it is not in the editorial section.
Plus, note to all you ad/internet/TV hos out there (Lady Lulu especially): why not jump on the bandwagon of this new network they're talking about?
Are the U.S. airwaves about to lean to the left?
HAPPY AS A CLAM: Prozac Ingredient Found to Accumulate in Fish
Antidepressants relax fish in somewhat the same way they relax people, said toxicologist Bryan Brooks, who led the study. "Maybe it makes you a happy fish and you're kind of hanging out," Brooks said. "But how does that influence your ability to capture prey?"