My friend David's response to Bush's recent anti-female legislation.
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FETII MANIFESTO
republicans do not go far enough. they should give fetuses the right to vote as well as simple fetal rights "to life". in fact, our electoral system simply excludes the right for fetii to organize into collective political units (for instance, political parties, nonprofits). also, what about fetal access to institutions like university and the workforce?
fetii, you have nothing to lose but your chains! leave behind your sheltered uterine oppressed existence and LEAVE THE WOMB!
come on, its time to grow up and move on.
WE'RE ALL INDIVIDUALS! if we want our rights as fetuses, we have to organize that way across the board.
signed,
george w. bush
(president and founder, Grown-Up Fetii For A Better America, GUFFABA)
Posted by bluprnt at April 5, 2004 04:05 PM