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January 26, 2007 10:22 AM | cunctator

Pork Crates

Pork producers are starting to eliminate pork crates. Sure, pork crates are inhumane, but a world without "pork crates" is like a world without a battalion of intergalactic smoking missiles. Maybe someone can make crates constructed from (free-range) pork just so people can continue to say "pork crates". Though what would you use such a pork crate for? Perhaps chickens.