Some people are doing a happy dance because of the current GOP meltdown, reveling in the schadenfreude.

If real actual people hadn't been the victims of Mark Foley's predation I'd be doing a happy dance when he got his comeuppance.

If real actual people hadn't been the victims of Michael Brown and Michael Chertoff's criminal incompetence after Katrina and Rita I'd be doing a happy dance when they got their comeuppance.

If real actual people hadn't been the victims of Jack Abramoff, Tom Delay, Michael Scanlon, Ed Buckham, Duke Cunningham, John Doolittle, Conrad Burns, Tony Rudy and the rest of the gang's criminal corruption, I'd be doing a happy dance when they got their comeuppance.

If real actual people hadn't been the victims of Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Dick Cheney, L. Paul Bremer, Henry Kissinger, George Tenet and the other members of the Iraq invasion cabal I'd be doing a happy dance when they get their comeuppance.

If real actual people hadn't been the victims of the last six years of the George W. Bush presidency, I'd be doing a happy dance when he gets his comeuppance.

But real actual people have been slandered, molested, abandoned, driven into poverty, abused, tortured, detained, kidnapped, and killed by the leaders of the right wing.

So all I want to do is kick them out of power, put them on trial, and put them in jail.

I'll save the happy dance for my wedding.