Tired of merely being snide and sarcastic? Reach for the stars and achieve SARCASISM!

Plain old sarcasm: "I'm really looking forward to spending yet another weekend with parents, listening to my mother about how I need to lose weight."

SARCASISM:: "Listening to my mother blather about my fattitude makes me want to invade Venezuela and eat their national supply of alfajores, narf."

Just try it for a week and you'll agree that being sarcasistic is frantajulosterous!