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March 23, 2006 09:25 AM | cunctator

OMG naked pregnant britney spears spread wide fondling bear head fucking sweet!

Okay, so officially the title of this piece is "Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston", but it's pretty clear that the real name of this remarkable statuary is "OMG naked pregnant britney spears spread wide fondling bear head fucking sweet!"

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Get thee to the opening on April 7. Daniel Edwards rocks. This follows up on his great sculpture "Death Mask" of Ted Williams's severed cryogenically frozen head.

(And yes, I'm whoring for hits with this entry. Hey -- the only people who find K-Band from search engines are looking for my pictures of Naked Babies.)