Snowboarding on the slopes of Sauze d'Oulx and schussing in snowy Sestriere, it's Buck Carruthers, your intrepid Olympics correspondent, with another update. I'd like to direct your attention to the news service telling the stories of the winners of these Games: DFL. Sure, they might be coming in dead fucking last, but it's a real challenge to score the highest time on short-track speed skating without disqualifying. And look good doing it.