I had to take an ethics class.
This guy kept getting paged in the middle of class. He'd get up slowly and answer it right outside the door, where we could see him through the window. He'd then sit back down, only to be paged again 5 minutes later.
We called him Pager Boy.

One day I came in to find him sitting next to my desk in lab.
He now works in my bay.
Is God punishing me?