Wembley thinks that, while the Cunctator’s explanation of recent events here at K-band would indeed be less confusing, it isn’t nearly as compelling as the grammatically egomaniacal truth. Unless, of course, he accidentally wrote “her” last post, too, in which case she’d have to admit that they were dealing with yet another layer in what is rapidly becoming a very twisted mystery indeed.

And if you think that’s scary, just wait till those Canadian lawyers get here…