It's not the best thing when the last time you see her she trips and falls, skinning her palm raw and red, her full cup of coffee clattering and spilling out, lost, one knee of her jeans torn by the impact with the pavement.

In other news, I hope y'all enjoy the daily rotating pictures: just a little $a[$d[6] % @a], ya know.

Hot tip for cool kids: Cyanide Valentine is the real deal.