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March 8, 2005 11:14 AM | cunctator

flat heads

We're raising a generation of flat-heads! There are some unintended side effects of our nation's efforts to eliminate SIDS by having babies sleep on their backs instead of their bellies: children start crawling months later than they used to, and they get plagiocephaly --the backs of their heads are flattened like a water balloon on a table (unless they go around wearing helmets).