At a Halloween party, there was much festivity and costumery, including one guy dressed as Indiana Jones. He looked dashing and clever in his fedora, and was much admired. Then a new guest arrived, also dressed as Indiana Jones. The new Jones was tall, with bright eyes and a flashing smile. The first Indy now looked weak, small and pathetic, a child playing dress-up. The hostess, dressed as a fetching sprite, fluttered to the new Indy. Within minutes, they were kissing fervently in the corner as Jones number one huddled in his chair and gnawed on Almond Joys.