Buck Carruthers, finishing up coverage of the 2003 Rock Paper Scissors Championship. Hoo, Canada shure has been good to me. I'd like to thank Molson for their sponsorship of the event and their fine treatment of yours truly. Beer and hookers. Can't beat that with a stick, no sir! Anyway, I just wanted to point out that photos are up, including this fine shot of Master Rob Krueger, the hard-working, humble Canadian champion of this year's event. Unfortunately you can't see his firm ass or lovely eyes, but take my word for it, they're grrrrreat!

Time to eat my cereal, if you catch my drift. This has been Buck Carruthers, signing off from Toronto for K-Band Sports. Until next time, remember: Paper Wraps Rock Crushes Scissors Cuts Paper...