Why haven't we heard more about Dick Scrushy? Sure, he's responsible for $1.4 billion in accounting fraud as CEO of HealthSouth Corp., but more importantly, his name is Dick Scrushy. With his billions he's gotten a library and a parkway named after him, which is pretty great. How bad would it be to die in an accident on Scrushy Parkway? And he's the frontman for Dallas County Line--remember their smash hit, "Honk if You Love to Honky Tonk"?

Honk honk, Scrushy.