J00 R HAXXOREDD!!!!! dis is mr. Lemuel N3tsc4p3 !! Eye will B ur HAQR THIS EVENING, as eye hav HAXXXXED this site, kb4nd DOTCOM!! U R OWNED! Now pleez enj0y da ph0ll0w1ng 4rt1kl3 -- PHR33 -- (as 1nf0rm4t10n w4z m34nt 2 b3ae!!). Note da mayjorly wikkid qu0tes of j4ck v4l3nt1!! He is s4t4n inch0hate!! eye haff r3search3d 'THE DMCA' qu1te th0r0ughly and it tr00ly will make KEYS ILLEGAL!!! We must st0p 1t!!! Or we sh4ll s00n be h4ck1ng sites FROM DEBTORS PRISON!!!! N0t 2 ment10n surf1g THA INT0RW3B fr0m YANAMAMO BAY (sp???)

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/10/8/201119/758

S0me adv1ce if y0u d0 g3t thr021n n d3t3nt10n camp. Y0u can fash10n a k3y to the lock as follows.

1. Stuff your bagel in the key hole. it shold conform to the shape of the key!

2. Wait till it gets hard.

(may take 1-2 days or more, depending on the weather)

3. TURN IT! According to the MIT guide to lockpicking, the CIA (sp?) uses this very technique,... and it works... EVERY TIME!!

Gotta go now, I'm gett1ng k1cked 0ut of THA LIBRARY!!!! PIZZ0UT FUCHARSZZZ!!!!