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September 30, 2003 11:15 PM | drjamesson

Nitration by Jesus

Dr. R.K. Jamesson here again, posting from the HEARTLAND of America, home to the gloried Cardinals. Unfortunately, they are not playing October baseball, so I am currently supporting the CUBS. Go Sammy! Mr. Sosa, I hope, has learned that corking one's bat does not pay. He should be setting a better example for our nation's CHILDREN. Speaking of those delightfully inquisitive imps, here's another GROUNDBREAKING entry from the 2001 Baptist Creation Science Fair....

Middle School Divistion 2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

Honorable Mention #2: "Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?" - Anna Reed (grade 6)