This week, our science and medical correspondent, R.K. Jamesson, M.D. will be presenting winners of the 2001 Baptist Creation Science Fair. This is exciting stuff. --The Cunctator

HELLO ALL! Dr. R.K. Jamesson in the house, BREAKING DOWN modern misconceptions about science through FAITH-BASED science projects! Enough idle CHIT-CHAT, let's look at what these precociously pious tykes are discovering!

1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"

Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey.

Honorable Mention #1: "God Made Kitty" - Sally Reister (grade 3)